A brand new used car.
It makes a wonderful gift.
Thanks so much father.
When I see my 10 year old niece in the kitchen cooking breakfast. It reminds me of my love of cooking. Happy.
Stop slamming the door.
I know you’re in the bathroom.
I really don’t care.
When I ask my staff to do something, I leave and when I come back it’s done better than I could have done it. Happy!
Sometimes family sucks.
They bring up things that hurt me.
Will you stop drinking?
When I go to the RMV office thinking it will take me at least two hours to accomplish what I want and I’m done in 15 minutes. I should have bought a lotto ticket! Happy!
Annual check up.
Wow, you’ve lost twenty two pounds.
Don’t you feel better?
When I substitute what I would normally like to celebrate something with (alcohol, food) with a long walk instead. Happy!